Hi evfurry..we are all being very good today…see Mum has a date on Tuesday with a bloke called Colin O’scopy
We have never met this dude but he sounds pretty mean…he has turned Mum into a one woman war path!
He must be some dude if she is trying to lose weight to impress him..i mean all we have seen her eat is Jelly (Jello)
She is mumbling about the house…’What do you call chicken noodle soup without the soup..dish water!’
Yep she is in a mood alright..MOL… slurping her soup..slopping Jelly in her mouth and making strange jugs of water up..
Now i am no expert but anything that makes you gag when you drink it can’t be a great idea..
Oops..now she is muttering about the Jelly…’Not even my favourite flavour..bring me Port wine Jelly or bring me death!’
Yep she has lost her cheese..literally and figuratively..slid right off her cracker..
In between the cussing and muttering there are some strange sounds..yes she is making awful moaning sounds and i do believe for once it is NOT the ‘dog’ making that noise…know what i mean …
She really wants to impress this Colin O’scopy because she is also now doing this hundred yard dash all the time..
‘Go Mum you got this!’
Oops my bad ..she is like the Queen..not amused….yikes!
Mum looks a tad peaky…and she is really working out her abs apparently as she has been holding them all day..oh my..
Mum is going to be one slim well toned gal by the time her date comes around..
And as for poor Dad..well she really must be angry because she told him he would have to cook his own tea..while she keeps up her training for her date.
A sad state of affairs at our house..she has been eyeing off OUR food…i mean come on ..that is a bit rough!
So Mum may never be back blogging..if she falls in love with this Colin O’scopy guy we may be on our own..
I just hope he does not go for the thin, peaky ,pale faced smelly ladies with no make-up muttering about giant hamburgers and huge cups of double shot latte.
We will pop back to let you know if she ever comes home from this super date.. or if she will leave Dad forever for Colin O’scopy..
Paw pats and quietly sneaking around Dinnermintz xxx