Hi evfurry..Pickles here..just letting you know the Mum has a had a bad week..well today was the straw that broke this camels back..
Now i am not one to MOL at Mum..but MOL MOL..ok here goes..hey Doc don’t laugh !
Mum has had a crappy week..that’s ok..she does crappy well..this morning she woke up with her mouth open and a dry throat..yep booger head..
She woke up to Dad wearing his Orinche SES onesie saying he was off..ok she sort of woke up then..
Dad had to leave and stay at this place where he finishes his final training for road rescue..
So she drags her sorry azz out of bed..and starts her day..litter trays are a great start…especially when a few kitty nuggets have gone man over board MOL..
By the time Mum has finished her inside stuff she sees the weather is turning bad so she needs to prune those apple trees..
Off she goes ..she’s sweating and sniffing and the bird nets caught in her buttons and she’s ripping and..well you get the picture..
She finishes..excellent..she thinks she will head in to town..take some crappy snaps..such positive vibes Mum..
Mum stops up the highway where there are some good clouds..freezes her butt off..sniffing wrangling tripods and lens..
Back in the car and onto the shops..she wrassles the supermarket comes out and looks at Newman..yes she thinks i must give him a wash…she wipes at a ‘mud’ streak on the passenger door..cue the HBO words…looks like some person most likely with a kid in a pram with a toy in their hand has scratched the side of the car…not even 1400 kilometres on the dial…to say Mum was ready to kill is an understatement…
She mutters and mumbles gets her stuff in the car and straight home..
Mum gets home..by now the slump is starting..inside unpacks her stuff..gets wood loads the fire and then we all
demand ask nicely for dinner.
Here is where it gets fun..now Mum is in a mood…so she reaches for the comfort food of kings..the Mac cheese..
She cooks the macaroni..pops the fish in the oven and then she goes to drain the macaroni to add the cheese…well she’s swirling that colander good when….
Nearly all of it goes overboard..in the sink..which she had not yet cleaned from the dishes ..you know bits of dog food and cat food in there..delish!
So now Mum slump is an all time low..the fish has to be turned down and she springs into action..see she was now all cheese no mac..
Mum drags a chair to inspect the top of the pantry..there is wholemeal pasta..bleagh…then she spots it..a back up reserve box of deluxe mac cheese..
So she gets another pot (so much for one pot meal MOL ) and starts to cook more mac..she finishes with a bit of swearing and reunites the mac with the cheese from the previous episode called..Master Clutz..of course the two pieces of fish look like shoe inserts..
So Mum grabbed her dinner and got to enjoy Jurrasic Park..muttering something about she wished she was the one taking pictures of dinosaurs as it would be safer than what she does here MOL MOL..
So Mum is now tired, full of boogers, sore from hacking Apple trees and wrassling tripods and is going to bed..not to mention she has a sore gut..might be the Mac cheese..who knows MOL..so catch you all soon..
Poor Mum ..