All cheese no Mac

Hi evfurry..Pickles here..just letting you know the Mum has a had a bad week..well today was the straw that broke this camels back..

Now i am not one to MOL at Mum..but MOL MOL..ok here goes..hey Doc don’t laugh !

 

BOL poor Granny
BOL poor Granny

Mum has had a crappy week..that’s ok..she does crappy well..this morning she woke up with her mouth open and a dry throat..yep booger head..

She woke up to Dad wearing his Orinche SES onesie saying he was off..ok she sort of woke up then..

Dad had to leave and stay at this place where he finishes his final training for road rescue..

So she drags her sorry azz out of bed..and starts her day..litter trays are a great start…especially when a few kitty nuggets have gone man over board MOL..

By the time Mum has finished her inside stuff she sees the weather is turning bad so she needs to prune those apple trees..

Off she goes ..she’s sweating and sniffing and the bird nets caught in her buttons and she’s ripping and..well you get the picture..

She finishes..excellent..she thinks she will head in to town..take some crappy snaps..such positive vibes Mum..

Mum stops up the highway where there are some good clouds..freezes her butt off..sniffing wrangling tripods and lens..

Back in the car and onto the shops..she wrassles the supermarket comes out and looks at Newman..yes she thinks i must give him a wash…she wipes at a ‘mud’ streak on the passenger door..cue the HBO words…looks like some person most likely with a kid in a pram with a toy in their hand has scratched the side of the car…not even 1400 kilometres on the dial…to say Mum was ready to kill is an understatement…

She mutters and mumbles gets her stuff in the car and straight home..

Mum gets home..by now the slump is starting..inside unpacks her stuff..gets wood loads the fire and then we all demand ask nicely for dinner.

Here is where it gets fun..now Mum is in a mood…so she reaches for the comfort food of kings..the Mac cheese..

She cooks the macaroni..pops the fish in the oven and then she goes to drain the macaroni to add the cheese…well she’s swirling that colander good when….

 

Yikes..Mac OVER BOARD
Yikes..Mac OVER BOARD

Nearly all of it goes overboard..in the sink..which she had not yet cleaned from the dishes ..you know bits of dog food and cat food in there..delish!

So now Mum slump is an all time low..the fish has to be turned down and she springs into action..see she was now all cheese no mac..

Yikes
Yikes

Mum drags a chair to inspect the top of the pantry..there is wholemeal pasta..bleagh…then she spots it..a back up reserve box of deluxe mac cheese..

So she gets another pot (so much for one pot meal MOL ) and starts to cook more mac..she finishes with a bit of swearing and reunites the mac with the cheese from the previous episode called..Master Clutz..of course the two pieces of fish look like shoe inserts..

So Mum grabbed her dinner and got to enjoy Jurrasic Park..muttering something about she wished she was the one taking pictures of dinosaurs as it would be safer than what she does here MOL MOL..

I bet Mum would be just like the Jurassic Park lady MOL
I bet Mum would be just like the Jurassic Park lady MOL

So Mum is now tired, full of boogers, sore from hacking Apple trees and wrassling tripods and is going to bed..not to mention she has a sore gut..might be the Mac cheese..who knows MOL..so catch you all soon..

Poor Mum ..

MOL MOL MOL MOL
MOL MOL MOL MOL
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40 thoughts on “All cheese no Mac

  1. Noooooo! Who did that to Newman? I probably would cry… even when it is “just” a car…. how evil to destroy something with purpose what’s brandnew… What a haunted day you had… I had such a noodle-accident too once… and we had tomatosauce with a piece of bread ugggh! Sometimes we only can hope that Sacrlett o’ Hara was right with her saying: Dweedle dee tomorrow is another day :o)

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    1. I know Easy..Mum was cussing up a storm..her first brand new car in 54 years and someone does that..oh no you had the noodle problem too..how much does it make your heart sink MOL>MOL>> paw pats Pickles xx

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  2. Poor Mum is right!!!! You know they say bad things happen in THREES? I’m thinking around your house they happen in DOZENS! So sorry she’s feeling poorly and life is kind of dragging her down an icky path just now. Hopefully she’ll get better, the pantry will magically be filled with more packs of mac-n-cheese for emergencies, and your Dad will come home and rescue her from doing TOO DARN MUCH after his training is finished!

    Asking too much am I ? Maybe, but it sure would be nice huh?

    Love, Sammy and Mom Pam

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    1. Miss Pam and Sammy..yes Dad will be home soon and he will make her slow down..MOL…i think re stocking the mac-n-cheese will help MOL..if we can keep her eating she will be too full to move MOL..paw pats Pickles xxx

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  3. We are sorry about all the bad stuff and can ABSOLUTELY identify with the car scratch and the unclean sink with bits of cat food etc in it. What we do want to say is that Mum was a very cooperative affiliate typist to record the whole bad story for us all! Betters day tomorrow.

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  4. Oh no! On EVERYTHING. The scratch on Newman – poor little guy has not officially been ‘broken’ in with his first boo-boo. I hate that moment. I’m so sorry Newman. Maybe you can buff it out when you wash it? I don’t know. I think I’ve seen Billy Mays do it on television – snorts. But I’m pig – what do I know right? HA! And then the sacrifice of mac and cheese – all time favorite here at the Hotel Thompson. You definitely need a vacation… too bad Fantasy Island is still not in production or real for that matter. We could all go on the island and get our wishes.. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

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    1. Fantasy Island sounds great Bacon..yes poor Mum was pretty angry about Newman..made her week she said ..whatever that means MOL..Dad will look at it when he gets home..meanwhile Mum is googling ‘invisible shock barriers for cars’ MOL..paw pats Pickles xxxx

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      1. Snorts! Pickles that is the way to go – invisible shock barriers. Mommy says she always wanted one on Albert so that when people get too close it would say, “Step away from the car”. And if they don’t, it would follow with, “Electric shock in 3, 2, BOOM!” Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

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    1. Travis that flooding is pawful..we see so many peeps there in trouble..we are lucky we are high up but fire is our worry…and evfurry has the mac cheese worry MOL…stay safes paw pats Pickles xx

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  5. That would give me a huge cranky… coming out and seeing that someBODY hurt Newman! That happens with us. First couple of months something happens to a new car we have just purchased. We just wait cause we know it’s going to happen. I want you to know that I have looked all over for the Deluxe Mac and Cheese you featured with the cheese in a can… no luck! I am tired of the dry cheese in a packet that you have to add milk and buttah and our Kraft Mac and Cheese Deluxe has the cheese in a foil packet you have to squeeze.. ick. It’s almost 8am and I am hungry for Mac and Cheese with a side of BACON!

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    1. MOL..Mum says of you pm her fb inboxy with an addy she will send some ..she is off to bed now as she has an early early morning and Dad is getting cranky woht her MOL..paw pats Pickles xxx

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  6. Holey Moley..when everything goes wrong, everything goes wrong…as it couldn’t get any worser 😀 That sounds so familiar! We were reading the post with such an uptempo, that we have to take a rest…must be the hectic of life..MOL 😀 Looking at your smiling pictures, make us feel relaxed again. Another Relaxing Pawkisses for your mom ❤

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  7. The humans say to purrlease forgive them, but they are both LOL so hard, Mom is afraid she might wet herself. Dad was reading his newspaper, but when he heard how hard she was laughing, he too started to read the post. We sure hope your mum is starting to feel better. It does take a lot of courage and strength to do crappy well. Purrs and prayers for a quick recovery from the dreaded booger head. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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    1. MOL …..Mum is great value ..reduced to clear but still good value MOL.. she should be in bed. .but not until our human sis messages her plane has landed safely…maybe Mum could make some Mac.. poor Mum…what a sad sack MOL xxxxx Paw Pats Pickles

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  8. guys…sew like what…yur mum thinkz ya haz cooteez ore sumthin……N that her canna spoon de mac & cheeze outta de dawg N cat food leftoverz….sink….ya noe; her mite a act shoo a lee enjoyed “cheeze oh kibble oh canned savoree goodness” plus like her WAZ cookin a fish all reddy ~~~~~~~~ case her wuz wunderin bout de fish frum YUR dinnerz ~~~~~ !!!!!!!!
    🙂

    ♥♥♥

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  9. “LadyMum do not laff at aunty Bev!! Shee iss furrazled!!”
    Oh Aunty mee iss sorry thee macaroonee went overboard…LadyMum has dun thiss befur herself an shee swore like a sailer…(not that mee KNOWSS any sailerss) butt thee air was sort blue 😉 Shee did not like mee laffin at her an now shee laffed at you!!! Thee nerve…mee must teech her to bee humbull…..*sighs*
    Fank KATGOD you had thee back up mac an cheeze! Reememburr to buy more fur reserve ok??
    Pickless take good care of Aunty; shee iss so sweet…..
    ***paw kisses*** Siddhartha Henry xxxxxxx

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