Oh Apollo my wuv…yesterday was your birthday an I am furry cross at mum fur not doing my message…I iz now not talkin to her……….
So my wuv..my wion man my Ra god kitty..i am sendin you my wuv now………..
Evfurryone please go over an say Happy Birthday to my fee-ant-see Apollo for his 8th birthday…
For you my wuv…
Your sapphire eyez hold in them the key to my furry happiness
Your furz of finest silkiness are the bed fur my head when I needz to dream of bootiful thingz
I hear your purrz an I am sent to a place of bwiss an peace an I join you on a journey of contentmentz
I know we are farz apart in the fizzy-cal my sweet wuv but we are close in the spiwitool
I wuv you my gentle but stwong man an I send to you my wuv on this day of your birth
Eternawee yourz Dinnermintz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx