THE JIG IZ UP CATZ…OH BOYZ

HI EV-FURRYONE..WELL I MUST SAYZ THE NEW YEARZ OFF TO A BAD STARTZ..YOU SEE WE CATZ HAZ A SECRET LIFEZ..WELL WE DID..UNTIL SOME HOOMAN HAZ GONE AND BLOWN THE WHISTLEZ ON UZ..YES..

MUM WAZ FURRY EXCITED AN GIGGLIN LIKE A HYENAZ WHEN SHE OPENED THE LETTERBOX AN FOUND THIZ NASTY LITTLE THINGZ…

OMC..WHAT HAZ THE WORLDZ COME TOO!
OMC..WHAT HAZ THE WORLDZ COME TOO!

IT SEEMZ THAT CODY’S MUM HAZ BEEN IN CO-HOOTZ WITH MUM AN UNDER THE GUISE OF A ‘COM-PET-ISHUN’ HAZ SENT THIZ NASTY LITTLE GUIDE TO OUR SECRET LIVES!!!!

MUM THINKZ SHE IZ A WINNER..WELL WE SURE ISN’T..

POOR CODY’S NO WINNER HE WAZ SNAPPED TRYIN TO GET HIMSELVEZ A SPROUT..A SPROUT FOR HEAVENZ SAKE…PAGE 71 IN COLOR…SORRY FURRIEND….

THIZ BOOK HAD MUM LAUGHIN LIKE A JACKASS IN BED LAST NIGHTZ AN WE NOT IM-PURR-ESSED!!

THE BOOK SO YOUZ CATZ CAN GET THE HEADZ UP IS BY ANGIE BAILEY..CLEARLY A CAT PAWRENT IN TROUBLEZ…SHE HAZ WRITTEN ‘WHISKERLIST THE KITTY CLASSIFIEDS’ AZ A FORM OF PAYBACKZ TO HER POOR CATZ…THEY NAMES IZ…SAFFY COSMO AND PHOEBE..KEEPZ AN EYE OUT THEY MAY NEED A PLACE TO STAY IF THEY PAWRENT GETZ TOO ON TO THEIR ANTICZ..

WHAT CAN WEZ DO….WELL FUR A START…SPRAY SPRAY AN SPRAY AGAIN..IT WILL SOON KEEP THE HOOMANS TOO BUSY TO READ…AN THE VET BILLZ WILL HAZ THEM NEEDING TO EARN MORE WONGA..GARAGE SALEZ ..FIRST THINGZ TO BE SOLD..BOOKS!!!

THEN I SUGGEST LAP REFUSALZ..THIS GETS THEM RIGHT IN THE LOVEY PARTZ..TURN THAT TAILZ UP AN STRUT AWAY..

CHEW THE BOOK..ITZ EASY..GRABZ A CORNER AN GNAW AWAY….

PLAY SOCCER WITH THE PAWRENTZ GLASSES..RIGHT UNDERZ THE COUCH..WHAP EM AS FAR BACK AS YOU CAN..TRY READIN NOW WIFF THEM BAD EYES!

LIE ON IT..ITZ A GOOD SIZE FOR LYIN ON..THICK SO WELL INSULATEDZ BUT NOT TO LARGE SO EVEN A SMALLER KITTY COULD SMOTHER THAT THING QUICK…LOOK CUTE WHILE DOIN THIZ TO NOT RAISE ANY SUS-PISHUNS…

HOW BOUT YOU GET THE DOGZ TO DO A PEE-MAIL ON IT…THEY DO IT ON EV-FURRY THING ELSE OUTSIDE..DRAG IT TO A TREE WHAT YOUR PAWRENT IS NURTURING..THAT’S THE ONE THEY WILL AIMZ FUR

I HAZ NO MORE IDEAZ PURRLEASE HELP..MUMZ STILL HOOTIN LIKE A OWL OVR THIZ DANG THING AND I FEARZ WE MAY SOON BE UNDER HOUSE ARREST!

OH BOYZ ITZ GUNNA BE A LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG YEARZ…

SEND HELPZ!! KITTY WHAPZ PICKLES XXX

PEE ESS MUM SAYZ THANKS SO FURRY MUCH IT WAZ A LOVELY WAY TO START THE YEAR!…YEAH…BITE ME MUM!!

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44 thoughts on “THE JIG IZ UP CATZ…OH BOYZ

  1. Yow Picklez… diz iz pawfull…me sayz reeserve a ride on da neerest cruize liner n den sail over to Canada n come stay wif us here!!! 😉
    Yer seecretz iz safe wif us!
    Lub Nylablue xxxx

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    1. I will Nylablue..jeez loo-eez what a bee-tray-all…the thingz they nose ..this iz un-president-edd..on me wayz..juz haz to savez the wongaz az they say overz the pondz..or buckazoidz az mum..(the spoil sporter of the worldz now) would say..pffftttttttttt Lubs Pickles..workin on a tray overboardz az we speakz 😉 xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  2. Oh dear……we MUCH prefer hanging on to our secrets so Miss Angie telling them all certainly will put a damper on the fun around YOUR house!!! I’ve got to make sure my Mom NEVER reads that book!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  3. Oh my! You mean I can order one up?! Technology is so amazing my friend. Thank you. I need to call you or you call me so you can hook me up. Oops – did I say that out loud? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

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      1. oh yes oh yes – mum is the word. I must go check this out on my ipad when daddy takes his afternoon nap. Thanks for the paws up Pickles. XOXO – Bacon

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  4. now de food serviss gurl wants ta chek out this book !! hay, heerz two a grate week oh end everee one !!! SEND HEET !!!!! PLEEZ !!!!!!

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    1. Nooooooooooo keepz her away from it..itz not good fur uz..we needz a secretz….I hope da food serviss gurl haz no wongaz then she can’t buy this really hid-e-mouse book!!! Pee Esss we gotz the heaterz on…WTC!! itz turned cold now…stoopid….haz a great week endie dudes Lovez Desperate an dateless MOL MOL Pickles xx

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  5. Yow wait if me comez over to ya n ya comez over to me; we gonna miss each other!!! Diz iz what Mum callz a DEELEMAA…what shuud we do Picklez??? Me cuud use sum Sun…it iz bblizzardy here n fridgid still….we haz guud heet tho’…what to doez, what to doez/…*tippy tappin paw on keyboard*
    Any ideaz??
    Lub Nylablue xxx

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  6. HHHMMMM Picklez Lukewarm land….me gotz it: Jaymaica!! Dat wuud bee purrfect!!!!
    N we cuud lissen to Bob Marley tunez n roll in da sand……..

    Here diz put ya in da mood!!
    Lub Nylablue xxxx

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  7. Yow Picklez it waz guud today n a bit of sun n den cloudz came back in ANOTHER BLIZZARD here tonite….me iz startin to like ‘Down Under’ much much more…..bbbrrrrrr it iz furreeezin out dere!
    Have a guud Tuesday
    Lub Nylablue xxxx

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  8. Yow Picklez it snowed fer dayz…now it iz fursday n da Sun iz furinally shini 🙂
    Butt me iz not well so me not get to enjoy it much1!
    Me wishez me had a majick carpett fer Mum n me so we cuud come bizit all of ya…
    Lub Nylablue xxxxxx

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