XMAS CATCH UPZ

HI EV-FURRY ONE…SORRY WE HAZ BEEN LOST BUT WE HAZ BEEN HAVING SO MUCH TO DO GETTIN BACK TO NORMALZ…WE HAZ A QUICK POST TODAY COZ MUM HAZ STILL THINGZ TO DO….NICE ONE MUM..

WE HAD 12 INTRUDERZ AND THEY WAZ HERE FUR 40 DAYZ AN 40 NIGHTZ..WELL THREE BUT THATZ ENUFFZ..

DOC HAD TO GO TO THE VETZ SATURDAYZ AN NOW HEZ ON TABLETZ COZ HE CAN’T RUN AS MUCH ANYMORE…TELLZ A TERRIERZ HE CAN’T PLAY CHASE..HEZ ON LIGHT DUTIEZ NOW…

THE DAYZ BEFOREZ THAT WE ALL WENT IN THE CARZ FUR A TRIP ALL OF UZ COZ FIREZ WAZ CLOSE AND BURNIN FAST….THE WINDZ WAZ BLOWIN TH OTHER WAZY BUT IT KEPT CHANGIN..WE GOTZ TO LEAVE PEE MAILS ALL OVER THE PARK ANYWHO SO THAT WAZ A BONUS…

MUMZ BEEN IN PAINZ AN HER EYES FROM THE SMOKE AN DUST HAZ BEEN BAD SO SHE COULDN’T SEE THE PUTER SCREENZ TO POST ANYWHO….

THE TREEZ PACKED UP NOW AN SANTA IZ SAFE FUR ANOTHER YEARZ IN THE WARDROBEZ..

WE HAD A LOVERLY XMAS AND GOT TREATZ BUT NO TOYZ COZ SANTA COULDN’T FIND GOOD SAFE TOYZ..BOO HISS..MUM SAYZ SHE WILL FIND SOMEZ FOR UZ THAT ARE BETTER..THE GIRLZ GOTZ HAND MADE FEVVER TOYZ AN A FERRET TOY I’M NOT ALLOWED TO DEADED…

I GOTZ INTO A BIT OF TROUBLEZ XMAS DAY..OK…I WAZ LOOKING AFTER THE XMAS TREE INSIDE AND THE PRESENTZ..EV-FURRYONE WAZ EATIN LUNCH OUTSIDE..A BAKED HAM (SORRY BACON) SWEET POTATO SOUFFLEZ BROCCOLIZ AND HOLLANDAISE AND ROASTED POTATOES…OK…SO….MUM AN DAD HEARD A CRASH…THEY CAME INSIDE AN GUESS WHAT..THE REST OF THE HAMZ WHAT WAZ ON THE COOKTOPZ (COZ MUM DIDN’T PUT IT AWAYZ COZ SHE’Z STOOPIDZ) HAD FOUND ITZ WAYZ TO THE FLOOR!!!

I DIDN’T SEE HIM BUT I THINKZ IT WAZ THIZ GUY…

OH DEARZ..THE HAM-BURGLAR…MUM WAZ VERY UNIMPRESST….

WASN’T ME COZ I AM INNOCENTZ…SEE…LOOK AT THIZ FACE…

NOT ME MA....
NOT ME MA….

SO MUMZ TELLIN ME SHE HAZ TO GO..SHE IZ GOIN TO CATCH UP ON EV-FURRYONES BLOGGIEZ ..AN SHE IZ MAKING SURE WE GET TO SAMMY’S BIRTHDAY BASH…WE IZ ALSO GETTING MUM TO DO A THANKS YOUZ POST FUR XMAS CARDIES AN WISHES..IF SHE GETZ HER PUDDIN BUTTZ OFF THE FLOORZ…

WE ARE SORRY FUR THE SLACK HELPZ HERE …BETTER GET NEW STAFFZ!!

HAVE A GREAT MONDAY FORREST ..NOT THE HAM-BURGLAR….

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35 thoughts on “XMAS CATCH UPZ

  1. WOW Forrest…your house has been in a major uproar hasn’t it? Holidays are supposed to be NICE QUIET times…..sure doesn’t sound like you all “fit the bill” this year! Company is nice and good food is also nice but sounds like the fires came a BIT too close to your house – let’s hope that’s the last time…..and Doc needed to go to the vet too and is on pills…..PLUS you were accused of being the ham-burglar? My goodness but your family does know how to have drama and trauma!!! Well, I’d tell you about MY Christmas but it would sound ever so boring compared to yours……HOWEVER I am excited that you are all planning to come to my birthday pawty….THAT is good news!

    Hugs, Sammy

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    1. Sammy we wouldn’t miss it fur the world! itz all quietz now..phew…mumz got her tabletz too now so not so sore…I am not sure why I waz blamed as the ham-burglarz…BOL BOL …..I got such a frightz when I saw the ham flyin in the air….I lookz forward to your pawty and it soundz like a blastz…dj and ev-furrything!! wow!! hugs Forrest xx

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  2. Snorts – we are definitely two of a kind with our Christmas shenanigans aren’t we? Did you have to serve time for the crime as well? I hate timeout. Sounds like ya’ll had a lovely time though – even though everyone in town was at your house – snorts. Mommy took off work mostly all of last week and it sure was nice having her at home. It was hard getting her up for the worky place this morning. Ya’ll take care and get some rest my friends 🙂 Hogs and snout kisses. XOXO – Bacon

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    1. Well yes I was in the bad books ….and I smelt great.covered in glaze..mum does a good glaze BOL BOL ..just glad the house iz ourz again….sorry your mum had to go backz to work..that stinkz!! hugs Forrest xx

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  3. Mol/BOL oh Forrest me n Mum iz laffin as we reed yer bloggie this mornin!! Ham-burgler…dat iz BERY funny/punny!! Ya iz so cute!!
    Soundz like da 40 dayz n nitez wif da companee….we waz lucky here…it waz quiet ‘cept fer da singin toilet…butt (butt me so funny) dat iz another story!!
    Do not fire da staff; dey iz just wayed down wif ham n veggiez n taterz so dat will make dem slow!! Yrust me; diz iz a fact!!
    We iz sowwy Doc haz to bee on lite dutiez…guud luck wif dat one!!
    WE iz so lookin forwerd to Sammy’z pawty….what a greeat way to start a New Year, right, right???
    Much lub frum me Nylalbue n Sherriellen Mum xoxoxoxoxoxo

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    1. Oh Nylablue a singin tawlet BOL/MOL can’t waitz to here bout that one!! Doc iz good as gold now..but he wantz to run and chase and he can’t anymore…we see you at Sammy’s pawty and look forwardz to the Mew Year Lubs Forrest and mum xxxxx

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  4. doc…sorree bout de v.e.t. buddy…hope all iz well with ya now…N we HOPE de firez iz out, off, over, done with N everee one can go bak ta pee inn on yur own grazz…itz all most de new yeerz for ewe guys…hope
    ya haz de beer N grazz reddy for sum partee time…see ya at sammy’s N wahtz with werd press two day….whoa…talk bout s.l.o.w.

    xxxxxxx

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    1. Hey guyz..the firez out which is good..i prefer to pee in me own yard…an the girlz meowz like nutz when they in the car..i am on medz an feelin less sore thanks..just can’t chase and run anymore..very unfairz..an we are ready fur pawty time at home..mum an dad don’t ever go out Mew Years coz idiotz an fireworkz…an yez WP iz slower than a spud……………….. hugs Doc xxxxxx

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  5. Yow Forrest dat singin tawlet iz quiet now!! Mum called da Hosuin peepz n dey sended a Plummer n he sayz da pump iz broken n he had to rig sumfing up so da tawletz not sing or bubble or spew out nastee stuff anymore!!! Me iz so glad me just usez a litter box…no singin or spewin!!
    Da Plummer phanked Mum fer beein vigilante like beecause fingz cuud have backed up so bad dat peepz wuud have had to leeve da buildin. Butt da Cuss-toadeean (he iz now a TOAD to me!) gotted mad at Mum fer callin bout da toiletz cause it waz on a Sunday…Mum iz furreeuss as it WAZ Emergencee n dere iz speshell numbur n da Plummer told her she waz apposta to call….so Mum in a HUGE snit n me too cause Mum waz helpin da other peepz who had floodin tawletz…*shudderz* GRRRRRROSS!!!
    So dat iz dat storee..
    Much Lub Nylableu n Sherriellen Mum xoxo

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    1. Nylablue..that’s a crazy proberlemz to haz…nobuddy wantz a broken tawletz..an backin up like a Mac truckz full of manurez like on Back to the furrture BOL BOL.perhapz the Toad might likez to sleep next to the tawlet when it sh*ts itself..(pardon the lang-which maa’m ) grrrrosss..BOL/MOL
      Sweet smellin doggie lickz Forrest xxx

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  6. MOL/BOL ya got DAT right Forrest…it smelled pawfull in da place…Mum tooked da plunger n wif cursin she gotz da *ahem* ‘floaterz’ to go down n she used buckit o water…”Diz not Bongleedesh!!” she kept mutterin…..not shure what she meant butt she waz hoppin mad 😉
    Yah we shuud get da TOAD to sleep by da crapped out tawlet!!!
    Mum wuud not even go out in da hallway when he waz here today…she said she wuud do GBH…Grrrreat body harm me finkz she meenz??
    MMM me likez sweet smellin poochie…….mmmmmmmm…,,
    Lub Nylablue xxx

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  7. MOL/BOL forrest ya iz so cute!!! We kittehz try to smell furresh n not be whiffee!!
    Ternz out da TOAD waz not upset wif Mum. Sumone (n Mum nose who) waz tryin to get Mum arguin wif da Toad just fer fun 😦
    Dere iz a back up pump werkin butt da Plum-mer guy haz to come back ebery few dayz n reeset it..poor Hu’man!!!
    Lub Nylablue xx

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  8. Ya iz so right Forrest! Dere iz a bunch of 60+ peepz in here who are meen n nastee. Dey smile to Mum’z face n act like dey care butt dey in fact do not like her so try to get her in truuble…Diz iz beeyond DAFT!!! It iz kruelll n Mum haz dun no wrong to anyone!
    So Mum stayz in da apartmint in usez da side door to go in n out so peeple not nose what she iz doin…it iz soo stoopid…
    Peepz talk about me alot too…guud fing me not neer dem or me wuud scratch dem fer beein so nastee…
    Oh well such iz life in Council Housin 😉
    Lub Nylablue xx

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    1. Itz not nice Nylablue….befur we waz even born mum and dad lived many yearz ago in counsil housin..they waz not have furry much and four small kidz…peoplez made ass-ump-shunz…and they had to werks so hard to get to herez..they nefer furget what it z like to strugglez and never make ass-ump-shunz bout peoplez…Much Lubs Forrest xxx

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  9. Yow Forrest yer Mum n Dad bin threw diz too?? Mum had to come into Counsil Housin cause she waz assauled so bad she almost died n needed a safe place to live wif me n she haz so little money n rent iz so high…dere are many kindz of peeple here n we not make ass-ump-shunz bout dem butt dey iz quick to say fingz bout Mum…dey not nose who she iz nor do dey care. Dey fink Mum crazy cat lady n dey not like she iz Jewish/Mewish n native too…dere loss right??
    Mum sayz if she cuud find a new place she wuud butt she iz stuck here fer da rest of her life unless she goez to Housin sumwhere else butt she says dere wuud bee prublemz no matter where she went…wise old Mum…
    Lub Nylablue xx

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    1. People can be very ignorantz Nylablue..and mum and dad went throughz a lot to get here..but mum still haz a thing fur cleanin..she always had a thing fur it coz peoplez would assume that counsilz housin peoplez were lazy and dirtyz just coz a few were..so she drivez uz nutz still wff the cleanin..u could eatz off the floor BOL/MOL ..your mum iz wise prejudicez iz everywhere and the bigger human juzt ignorez it..Lubs Forrest xxxx

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  10. Yow Forrest Mum iz da same way n she haz purrblemz cleanin n she wurried if not spotless she will bee judged!!
    Mum told me peeple bin nastee to her all her life fer beein differint n it doez not bother her…she sayz she nose who her true furendz are! She iz poe-lite butt she onlee has Aunti’z Reeni n Ruthis fer furendz n here….she doez speek to a few otherz butt she not let dem into da apartmint//she iz purtective of our place n of me!!!
    Plus dey let sum mental sick peeople in which iz not so guud…she keepz away cause she haz bin assaulted befur we cane her en she iz waary of peeple wif purrblemz…
    We carefull as ya can eemagin…..we haz enuff to deel wif.. 😉
    Butt we not judge..we just purray fer peeple n bee nice to otherzz..

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