HELPINGZ MUM IN THE KITCHENZ

HI EV-FURRY ONE IT’S ME FORREST..

HI EV-FURRY ONE
HI EV-FURRY ONE

TODAY I HAZ HELPED MUM IN THE KITCHEN..SEE SHE HAZ RIPPED A NAIL RIGHT DOWNZ TO THE NAIL BEDZ AND IS WHINGEING GENUINELYZ IN PAIN…

SO I IZ HELPINGZ WIFF DINNER…..I AM EXCELLENTZ IN THE FOOD HOLE KITCHEN AREAZ

I AM A GREAT HELPZ...
I AM A GREAT HELPZ…

SO TODAY WE IZ MAKINGZ PUMPKIN AND ASPARAGUS COUSCOUS…WARNINGZ DAD SAYZ ASPARAGUS MAKES HIMS WEE SMELLZ…WHAT EV DAD…

ARE YOU READYZ FOR IT OKAYZ GETZ YA NOTEPADZ..

START WIFF A SHEEP APRONZ AND SHEEP TEA TOWELZ…DIS KEEPZ YOU CLEAN AN STYLISH..

STYLISH FOOD HOLE WEAR
STYLISH FOOD HOLE WEAR

NOW YOU NEEDZ..PUMPKIN..MUM USES KENT BUT YOU CAN USEZ ANY PUMPKINZ WHAT THERE ARE ONE THOUSAND TYPES AS WE SEEN BEFORE ON EASY’S   BLOGGIE BOUT THE SOUPZ..

TWO CLOVES GARLIC,SOME FRESH MINT AND SOME FRESH CORIANDER (KEEP AWAY FROM CLEO COZ IT MAKES HER LOSE HER CHEESES) SOME CHILLI FLAKES SOME MILD MORROCAN SEASONING OR ANY TYPE YOU FANCIEZ SOME STOCK ..WE USES MASSEL CHICKEN STOCK WHAT IS VEGETABLEATARIANS SALT PEPPER A BUNCH OF ASPARAGUS SOME PISTACHIOS AND CURRANTS FOR DECORATIONZ PLUS EXTRA FLAVOURS SOME OF OLIVES OIL FROM A VIRGINS SOME BABY SPINACH LEAVES AND SOME GIANTZ COUSCOUS CALLED MOGRAHBIA..OR YOU CAN USES NORMAL COUSCOUS..PHEWZ..I NEEDZ A DRINKZ ALREADY..

THE INGREDIENTZ
THE INGREDIENTZ

LET’S CRACK ON.. PUT THE CREMATORIUMZ ON TO 200 DEGREES CELCIUS PUT A POT OF WATERS ON TO BOIL WIFF ONE TEASPOONS OF STOCK.

CUT PUMPKIN INTO SMALL PIECES AND THROW SEEDS IN THE GARDEN TO WAITZ FUR JACK TO CLIMB THEM LATER WHENZ THEY GROW..

TOSS THE PUMPKINS CRUSHED GARLIC SALT AND PEPPERS IN OLIVES OIL AND PUT IN THE CREMATORIUMZ FOR TWENTY MINUTES..WHEN WATER BOILZ ADD COUSCOUS AND COOK TILL TENDERS USUALLY SAME TIME AS PUMPKIN..HANDY..

CREMATE THE PUMPKINS
CREMATE THE PUMPKINS
THAT'S SOME GIANTZ COUSCOUS MUM! AND GEEZ YOUR NAILZ NEEDZ A REFILLZ TOO
GEEZ MUM YOUR NAILZ NEEDZ A REFILL ..STAT…

CHECK THE PUMPKINS AND WHEN ALMOST TENDERS ADD THE ASPARAGUS WHAT HAS THE TOUGH ENDS DECAPITATED AND HAS THEN BEEN CUT INTO PIECES …COOKS UNTIL JUST TENDER..

GRUESOME MUM
GRUESOME MUM

WHEN THE COUSCOUS IS COOKED..TRY SAYINGZ THAT WIFF A MOUTH FULL OF MARBLEZ!! DRAIN AND MAKE SUREZ YOU SCALD YOURSELF WELL COZ YOU GOT A BUNG FINGERNAILZ..NICE ONE MUM YOU CLUTZ!

LOOKS LIKE FROG EGGZ TO ME MUM
LOOKS LIKE FROG EGGZ TO ME MUM

GET A FRYINGZ PAN AND ADD THE SPICEZ THE PUMPKINZ MIX FROM THE OVEN THE CORIANDER THE MINT AND THE SPINACH AND COUSCOUS..

GETTING THERE
GETTING THERE
GEE MUM JUST WHACK IT ON WHY DON'T YOU
GEE MUM JUST WHACK IT ON WHY DON’T YOU

THEN MIX THE WHOLE LOT TOGETHERS..YOU CAN LEAVE IT AND REHEATZ FUR TEA OR YOU CAN EVEN HAZ IT COLD AZ A DELICIOUS SALADZ..IT’S PRETTY HANDY..

NOT BAD MUM
NOT BAD MUM

SPRINKLE WIFF CHOPPED PISTACHIOS AND CURRANTS…

AND IT’S DONE…AND JUST COZ SHE FELT LIKE IT,MUM EVEN MADE DAD A SPECIALZ CAKE…

SHE HAD SOME HONEY CAKEZ WHAT SHE MADE AGEZ AGO IN THE FREEZER..SO SHE TOOKED THEM OUT AND TA DAS..DAD WILL FINK SHE’Z BEEN BUSY ALL DAY WHEN REALLY SHE’Z DONE JACK SQUAT AN I DONE ALL THE HARD WORKS…

HONEY CAKE WIFF A LITTLE BUMBLEE BEEZ
HONEY CAKE WIFF A LITTLE BUMBLEE BEEZ

WELL I SPOSE SHE MADE THE BEE TODAY WIFF HER ONE MANGLED CLAW HANDZ..

SO ENJOY YOUR MONDAY EV-FURRY ONE I AM GOING TO RELAXES NOW….

AHHHHH THATS BETTER
AHHHHH THATS BETTER

FORREST T.S.GREEN SIGNING OUT

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28 thoughts on “HELPINGZ MUM IN THE KITCHENZ

  1. Oh, Forrest, you’re such a good helper, and you have your own apron 🙂 You made a good, healthy meal, I’m sure it’s delicious. I give the recipe to Granny, so she can try it.. Your poor mom, again another accident and that really hurts, huh? I hope it will heal very soon, sending extra Pawkisses for healing…. Can I have a bite of that cake now, please 😀

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    1. Little Binky you can sure have a bite of honey cake 🙂 I lovez to help mum..and her fingernail does look ouchy..that’s what happens when you haz longnailz and then weedz the garden! BOL …we loves this couscous meal an it’z very healthy too 🙂 doggie hugs to you Forrest xxx

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  2. Gosh Forrest you certainly are a great cook and that pumpkin/asparagus stuff looks rather nommy! I’ll make sure and show Mom that recipe. However something tells me she’d like the honey cakes even more…..SWEETS FOR THE SWEET!!! Happy Monday and take care of your Mom with her injured paw. Not fun!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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    1. Thanks Sammy..i tries my best ..even if mum sometimes haz to tell me to leave the food hole…I like the cakez too..specially when mum makez funny thingz fur the top BOL ..and you are sweet so help yourselfz to some cakez :)..mumz paw is a bit better she haz cutted the nail but itz still yukky…like when Doc ripped his dew claw….Doggie hugs Forrest xx

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  3. Ouchy ouchy – poor Ma! Don’t know how she would have managed without your help Forrest 😉 One of our monster dogs helped us out this morning with some butter that we obviously didn’t need. We’ve renamed him Butterballs.

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    1. He must need a grease and oil changez ..we haz to help ourselfz sometimez..mum would be lost wiffout my help..shez been complaingz all day bout this nail…sheesh…I hope Butterballs doesn’t have a situationz from the grease and oilz change 😦

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  4. AAWW – how adorable. You’re a little sous chef just like me – pigawesome! I hope your mom’s paw gets better really, REALLy fast. Can’t wait to try the recipe my friends. XOXO Bacon

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  5. forrest…thanx for sharin yur ress eye pee…we looked furst N said…hhhhmmmm cheeze chunx 🙂 we R knot two sure bout thoze speer thingz tho coz it lookz like veg a bulls ta us 🙂 !!~~~~~

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  6. That sounds delicious. You’re very thoughtful to help her. I like to help in the kitchen. I keep the floor spotless. I could easily clean the worktop as well, but they don’t like me doing that!

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