WE WANTS A REFUNDZ

FOR DOGS SAKE GIVE US A BREAK
FOR DOGS SAKE GIVE US A BREAK

ME AN FORREST WANT A REFUNDZ…WORST HOOMANS EVER…BOTH GRANNIE AND GRANDAD GOTZ THE FLU..

NOT JUST A REGULARZ FLU BUT THE ‘WHINE FLU’…ALL THEY HAZ DONE IZ WHINE AN MOAN …’OH I’M ACHIN….OH I’M COUGHINGZ A LUNG UPZ….OH I’M TIREDZ AND SWEATIEZ…

WE HAZ BEEN BORED OUT OF OUR BRAINZ HERE!!….WHAT A PAIR OF WIMPS!

SO WE HAZ BEEN DOING EV-FURRY THINGZ…MOOCHIN WIFF THEM …SITTIN AND LOOKIN SAD WIFF THEM..

LISTENIN TO THEIR HACKINGZ COUGHZ AND MAKING SURE THEY TAKED THEIR ANTI-BIOTICZ…

WAS KIND OF FUNNY COZ GRANNIE WAZ SORT OF OKAY UNTIL HALF AN HOURZ AFTER LEAVING THE DRS WIFF GRANDAD ON SUNDAY…THEN.. ..TA DAS…SHE GOTZ THE ‘WHINE FLU’ TOO…MUST SELLZ IT CHEAPZ AT THE DRS..

SO ALL OUR REGULARZ ACTIVITIES HAZ BEEN KYBOSHED…BOOOOOOORING…AND THE GIRLS…WELL THEY HAZ DEALT WIFF THE SICK WHINGERS IN A SPECIALZ WAY….REVENGE WEEINGZ..YES IT’S THE BEST!

GRANNIEZ CHEESE BEEN SLIDINGZ OFF HER CRACKER COZ SOMEONEZ BEEN PEEINGZ IN PLACEZ WHAT AREN’T MEANT TO BE PEED IN….SHE’Z BEEN CUSSING AND COUGHIN AND SCRUBBING LIKE A MADWOMANZ..

PERHAPS SHE HAZ THE CATFLU…WHO KNOWZ…

I WAZ GOINGZ TO PUT A ATTRACTIVEZ PICSHURE OF GRANNIEZ ‘WHINE FLU’ FACE UP BUT IT’S SO BAD THE CHANCE IZ IT WOULD SPREAD THE FLU OVER THE WEBBERNETZ….

SO WE SORT OF GETTINGZ BACK TO NORMALZ..GRANDAD HAZ GONE BACK TO WORKZ AND GRANNIE IZ HOPING HE CAN FINDZ THE GERMY PERSON WHAT SHARED THE FLU WIFF HIM AND THEN WHAT HE SHARED THEN TO GRANNIE…GRANNIE HAZ SPECIAL WISHES FER THAT PERSON..COZ I’M A NICE DOGGIE I WON’T SAY WHAT THOSE WISHES IZ…I CAN SAY IT INVOLVES PERHAPS A BAD CHICKEN CURRYZ AND A LACK OF T.P ROLL…..

WE HAZ MISSED SO MUCH ON THE BLOGGIESPHERE AND NOW GRANNIEZ GOING TO GET EYES LIKE WILLY WONKA LOLLIPOPZ TRYINGZ TO CATCH UP! PLEASE BE PATIENCE WIFF HER AS SHE HAZ ONE LUNGZ WHAT HASN’T QUITE BEEN HACKED UP YET AND IZ PRONE TO THE MISERY GUTS FACE AND SWEATINGZ AND ALSO STILL ON PEE PATROLZ TOO….NOT MENTIONINGZ ANY NAMES…DINNERMINTZ…

WE ALL WILL CATCH UP SOON AND HOPEZ YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT WE POOR ANIPALS HAZ BEEN PUTTING UP WIFF…BOTH HOOMANS OUT OF ACSHUNZ IZ A DISASTERZ!!!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKENDZ FRIENDZ…MUST GO…THINK I HEARZ A LUNG LANDINGZ ON THE FLOOR…

DOGGY HIGH PAWS DOC

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14 thoughts on “WE WANTS A REFUNDZ

  1. Yow me Mum had it fer 3 dayz diz week here too…me waz so glad me cuud go out in Condo n ignore her…er me meanz let her rest 😉
    Purrleeze tell da Grumpy Grampiez to get weel soon.
    Lub Nylablue n Sherriellen ❤

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    1. Sheesh Nylablue! must be glo-balls! grannie and grandad haz never been sick at the same timez ever! 33 yearz and never..they iz both on antibioticz and startin to almost be nice again…your mum had it too!! grandad got it on a Thursday and by sunday waz very bad…grannie started coughin the moment they got in the car to come homez from the drs….shez been very sick and had nice black eyez what looked like she had been attacked by a murdulator..which is what she waz hoping fer to put her out of her misery..you are lovely to leave your mum to suffer in silence….I mean recuperates BOL BOL ..send hugs to your mumz too…what a bunch of whingers..i mean poor hoomanz Doggie high paws Doc xxxxxxxxxxxx and sick arse grannie

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  2. Dear Doc and Fowwest, I am so sawwy yoos pawwents are sickie! Dey will be bettah soon. But pweeze I am shur dat my boootifuwl pwuxzurweous Dinnermintz has been a vewy good girwow. I wilw defend my wadie fwum awl faws accuzashuns! Shee is purrrfect and devine!
    Apowwo

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    1. Thanks Apollo…they are pawthetic but getting more bearables…alas Dinnermintz may be pwuxurious but she has been I fink so worried bout mum that shez squirtin ev-furrywhere…well the ensuite only really BOL BOL ….she iz of course still pawfect….cept for her potty habitz lately 😉
      Doggiehugs Doc xx

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  3. guys…if yur mum & dad wood get 783,088 slices oh flounder…could bee mackerull or toona all sew….throw em on de floor then roll in de fish, knot onlee will they feel grate, N smell good, but yur mum willna hata go far for dinner 🙂 bee better soon fozzie mum & dad
    XXXXXXXXX
    N hay, hope everee one haza flounder filled week oh end !!~~~

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  4. Golly guys, what a bummer that you’ve had to take care of your grannie peeps instead of vice versa…..but it sounds like you have things in hand (except for the computer) even though you managed to get THIS bloggy out today……We’re super sad that they’re sick though – SICK is NO FUN!!! Tell them Sammy sends a happy, healing hug will you? Meanwhile, don’t any of you get the sickies OK?

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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    1. Awww Sammy thanks fer that..passed it on to the sickies ..from a safe distance coz they are germy as all get upz!! Grannie sayz shez sick as a dog but I feelz fine….BOL
      Doggie hugs Doc xx

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  5. I’m glad everyone is starting to feel a bit better. I’m sure that’s because you’ve been looking after them so well. That’s very noble of you because it hurts my ears when they’re coughing badly!

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