MUMMY NEEDS SOME FELINE -FERAPY

I GOT IT MUM...I'LL TAKEZ CARE OF YOU
I GOT IT MUM…I’LL TAKEZ CARE OF YOU

MUMZ ARFUR-EYE-TIS IZ BAD TODAY..SHE’Z ALL BENT OVERZ AND CLAW HANDZ LIKE A ZOMBIEZ….WE DON’T LIKE ZOMBIEZ…SHE IZ NOW ON MY ORDERZ FER REST…WIFF ME…COZ I AM 15.6 POUNDZ (7 KILOZ) OF HEATZ RADIATINGZ SOFT FLUFFINESS..PURRS IZ INCLUDED IN THE PACKAGE AND HEAD BUTTERS IZ ALSO AN OPTIONALZ EXTRA…HAVE A GREAT WEEKENDZ EV-FURRY ONE..I WILL BE ON DUTY AZ THE FERA-PIST…

"MUMZ NOT HAVING BIZITORS ..I TAKE YOUR NAME..MR SEAN CONNERYZ..WELL SORRY MR CONNERYZ SHE'Z RESTINGZ..CALL BACK LATERZ" ...SHEESH!
“MUMZ NOT HAVING BIZITORS ..I TAKE YOUR NAME..MR SEAN CONNERYZ..WELL SORRY MR CONNERYZ SHE’Z RESTINGZ..CALL BACK LATERZ” …SHEESH!
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14 thoughts on “MUMMY NEEDS SOME FELINE -FERAPY

  1. dinnermintz….7 ham samiches N three orders oh friez sayz if yur mum DID see sean connery walkin thru de door…arthur itis wood bee outta heeeeeer…ina fast minit !!! hope everee one haza grate week oh end !!

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    1. I fink she might dudes..she haz a fing fer hiz Scottish brogue accent!! must be her Scottish heritagez MOL MOL …great weekendz to you too and hope a truckz of tunz haz doors open and loses all it’z catches in your yardz MOL MOL 🙂

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  2. UUUMMMM Dinnermintz…dat Sena guy iz BERY BERY impawtant n he cuud make yer Mum feel a bit bettur…..sumfing ’bout lookin at him n she wuud ferget sum of da pain….did ya get hiz number?? Me cuud use him here wif me Mum…she iz a bit benty n humped over too!!! Poor old Hu’mumz!!! 😦
    Purrleeze tell Miss Bev we hopez da pain subsidez soon n she feelz bettur…
    Lub Nylablue n Sherriellen ❤

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