THE GREATZ WALL OF GRANDAD

HI EV-FURRY ONE..IT’S ME DOC

CHECK OUT ME TEEFS..NOT BAD FUR A SENIOR POOCH!
CHECK OUT ME TEEFS..NOT BAD FUR A SENIOR POOCH!

SO GRANDAD GONE AND BOUGHTZ HIMSELF A PETROLZ OPERATED DIG TO CHINAZ DE-GLOVINGZ TOY.

WE HAZ GROUND WHAT NEEDZ DYNAMITEZ TO MAKEZ A HOLE SO AFTER GRANDADZ DUGGED THE HOLEZ FUR THE FENCE YARD NEARLY TWO YEARZ AGO WHEN WE MOVED IN HE HAZ BEEN CRYINGZ  TALKINGZ BOUT GETTINGZ A BETTER WAYZ TO MAKE A HOLEZ..

SERIOUZLY HARD ROCKS
SERIOUZLY HARD ROCKS

SO GRANNIE AND GRANDAD HEADED TO BUNNINGS..A GIANTZ GREEN BUILDING WHERE YOU GO IN EMPTY HANDEDZ AND COMEZ OUT…TA DAS..EMPTY POCKETZ..LIKE A MAGIC TRICKZ ONLY YOU CAN BUY A BBQ SAUSAGEZ ON THE WAYZ OUT..WHICH GRANNIE SAYZ IZ ALL YOU CAN AFFORDZ TO EAT FUR A WEEKZ AFTER THE BIG VISIT TO THIS PLACE..ANYWHO..

GRANDADZ SAID TO GRANNIEZ WHAT YOU THINKZ..NOW GRANNIE IZ VERY WISE AND SAIDZ WELL THE AMOUNTZ IZ CHEAPER THAN CHIROPRAC-TORTURERZ WHEN YOU CARRY ON ABOUT PAINZ  HAVE HURT YOURSELFZ..SO IT WAZ A DONE DEALZ AND THEY LEFT WITH THE PETROL OPERATED DIG TO CHINA DE-GLOVING MACHINEZ AND ENUFF CASH FUR A SAUSAGE..TO SHARES BETWEEN EM..

GRANDADZ READ THE INSTRUCTIONZ AND IT SAIDZ NOT TO OPERATEZ WITH BEAR FEETZ..GRANNIE SAYZ IT’S OK COZ GRANDAD HAZ HUMAN FEETZ..

WE ALL WENTZ OUTSIDEZ..GRANNIE TOOK THE CAMERAZ TO TAKE PICSHURES OF THE INJURIES FOR  LAWSUITZ AND YOU TUBEZ  GRANDADZ FIRST HOLEZ…

PETROL OPERATED DIG A HOLE TO CHINA DE-GLOVING MACHINEZ
PETROL OPERATED DIG A HOLE TO CHINA DE-GLOVING MACHINEZ

GRANDADZ NOT GOTZ BEAR FEETZ AS PURR INSTRUTIONZ

ONCE GRANDAD HAD DUG ONE SMALL HOLEZ  WAS FULLY PREPAREDZ AND WELL TRAINED OFF HE WENTZ..

SEE WE NEEDZ A BIGGER FENCE OF PALINGZ..THE ROOZ IZ CLOSE AND FORREST MIGHT JUMPZ THE FENCE WE HAVE COZ HE WANTZ TO CHASE..SO GRANNIEZ AND GRANDAD WON’T LEAVEZ UZ OUTSIDEZ IF THEY GOEZ OUT..PLUS COZ OF SNAKEZ SO WE GETTINGZ A BIG ONEZ BUILT BY GRANDADZ….WE WILL HAZ A REALLY BIGZ AREA WIFF HIGH FENCE AND  DOGGIE DOORZ TO INSIDEZ..PRETTY COOLZ..

SO LET THE GAMEZ BEGINZ GRANDADZ..THIZ IZ PART ONEZ..TOOK ALL DAYZ FOR JUST FOUR POSTZ EVEN WIFF THIS MACHINEZ!

PART TWO COMEZ LATER COZ WE GOTZ STORMZ NOW..HAVE A GREAT WEEKENDZ EV-FURRY ONE..

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14 thoughts on “THE GREATZ WALL OF GRANDAD

  1. Wow my dad loves that dig-a-hole-in-slice-earth thingy. Maybe you can borrow it and you could help me with my world tunnel? I’m glad your dad has no bear feetz, but I feel sorry for the bears, how shall they dig their caves when they can’t use such a hole puncher?

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    1. Easy I shall use it and digz to your place..i will have a holdidayz and you can use it..i feelz sorry for the bearz too..perhaps they can findz a different toolz at the Bunningz bbq sausagez buildingz..grannie sayz they have something for ev-furry onez and even thingz for no onez..so maybe they haz a bear sec-shun…

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  2. guys…we hopes grandadz werk goez smoooooth lee…N how crazed iz thiz…ewe haz stone N dont want it…over heer peepulz pay top $$$$ for stone…teee:) heerz ta a grate week oh end two all !!!

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    1. da tabbies grannie and grandad paid top dollarz where they used to lives fur rocks! ..crazy now they iz pay top dollarz fur bad soil what won’t grow anythingz….it haz took them since Septemberz last yearz to grow grass fur us to chew and pee on!! have a great weekendz to guyz and we go helpz grandad now with snoopervisingz wiff this crazy toy..

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