GRANDDADZ SATURDAY ROADTRIPZ

HI EV-FURRYONE..IT’Z ME DOC..

HO HUM ITZ ME DOC
HO HUM ITZ ME DOC

WELL EV-FURRY ONE..GRANDADS GONE ON A ROADTRIPZ..HE HAZ LEFT ME IN CHARGEZ OF PROTECTING GRANNIE FROM MURDULATORS AND THE LIKE..

YOU SEE GRANDAD AND GRANNIES HOOMAN DAUGHTER RHIANNON IZ COMINGZ BACK TO VICTORIA FROM CANBERRA..WE FINK THE POLITICIANZ HAZ FINALLY DRIVENZ HER CRACKERZ..

ANYWHO..HE IZ DRIVINGZ UP IN GRANNIEZ CAR WIFF THE TRAILERZ TO HELP HER MOVEZ BACK..

SO..GRANNIE IZ HERE WIFF UZ AND WE LOOK AFTER HER..

BEFORE GRANDAD LEFT WE MADE SURE HE WAZ GETTINGZ OUR MEATZ SORTED OUT..HE DOES THIZ ONCE A MONTHZ..

FORREST HEARD GRANDAD AND JUMPED OFF HIZ BED AN DIDN'T EVEN TAKE HIS BLANKETZ OFF..BOL
FORREST HEARD GRANDAD AND JUMPED OFF HIZ BED AN DIDN’T EVEN TAKE HIS BLANKETZ OFF..BOL

YES WE MAKES SURE WE HAZ ALL OUR MEALZ DONE!

WE LOOKED AT THE MAPZ AND SEEN GRANDADZ ROADTRIPZ MAP…

NICE CAR GRANDADZ!
NICE CAR GRANDADZ!

GRANNIE SAID IT’Z A LONG TRIPZ.IT’Z 657KM..BOY GRANDAD IZ GUNNA HAZ A SORE BOT BOTZ..

SO GRANNIE SAID TO GRANDAD..I NOT DRIVINGZ YOUR P.VAN ! …ME AND FORREST LOVE GRANDADS PANELS VAN..IT USED TO BE A POLICE CAR..GRANNIE SAYZ IT SMELLZ LIKE DESPERATIONZ AND CRIMZ..ME AND FORREST THINK IT SMELLS GREAT!

GRANDADS P.VAN

GRANDAD SAID WELL YOU CAN’T DRIVEZ IT ANYWAY COZ THE GLOBE SITUATION SPREADED TO THE HEAD LIGHTZ  AND NOW IT DOESN’T HAVE A GLOBES!…SO HE SAID DRIVE RHIANNONS NEW CAR WHAT HAZ GOT ALL THE LIGHTZ WORKINGZ..

SO THIZ MORNINGZ AFTER GRANDAD DUMPED UZ FOR DEAD LEFT FOR CANBERRA GRANNIE GOT IN TO GO THE SHOPZ..GRANNIE IZ USED TO HER HARRY HIGH PANTZ CAR…

ME AND FORREST IN HARRY HIGH PANTZ
ME AND FORREST IN HARRY HIGH PANTZ

GRANNIE SAID SHE FELT LIKE HER BOT BOT WAZ DRAGGINGZ ON THE GROUND..RHIANNONZ NEW CAR IS LARRY LOW RIDERZ..

LARRY LOW RIDER
LARRY LOW RIDER

GRANNIE GOT A CALLZ FROM GRANDAD SAYINGZ SO FAR HIZ ROADTRIPZ IZ GOING WELL..WE HOPE HE DOESN’T HAVE ANOTHERZ BLOW OUTZ LIKE THE TIMEZ HE WAZ OUT LOOKINGZ AT HOUSES AND AT 110KM AN  HOUR HARRY HIGH PANTZ HAD NASTY BLOWOUTZ…

GRANNIE SAID LAST TIME SHE SAW SUCH A BAD BLOWOUTZ WAZ AFTER A CHICKENZ CURRY..
GRANNIE SAID LAST TIME SHE SAW SUCH A BAD BLOWOUTZ WAZ AFTER A CHICKENZ CURRY..

AT LEAST GRANNIEZ HARRY HIGH PANTZ IZ A SAFE AND COMFY CARZ..GRANDAD SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THIZ ONE..WHAT A FESTIVEZ CAR AND HE COULD PERHAPZ BE SEEN EASIER AT THE NIGHT TIMEZ..

NICE CAR
NICE CAR

SO WHILE GRANDAD GOEZ TO GET RHIANNON AND ALL HER CRAPOLA PRECIOUS THINGZ..WE HAZ TO BE GOOD DOGGIEZ…

GRANNIE MISSEZ GRANDAD WHEN HE GOES AWAY..AND SHE MISSES COOKINGZ THE GOURMET FOODZ..BUT SHE HAZ A SECRET SHAMEZ..I TELL YOU ..

WHEN GRANDAD GOEZ AWAY SHE MAKES A SUMP-YOU-US MEALZ FOR HERSELFZ..

SECRET SHAMEZ
SECRET SHAMEZ

THIZ MEALZ IZ GREAT..IT HAZ PASTA AND A TIN OF SOLID CHEEZE..GRANNIE ALWAYS EATZ THE WHOLE THING AND LATE IN THE NIGHTZ SHE GETZ A GUTZ ACHE..AND STARTZ MAKINGZ PARTY TOOTER SOUNDZ…I FINK THE WHOLE TINZ OF CHEEZE ENDZ UP BECOMINGZ A WHOLE TIN OF CHEEZE AGAIN IN HER TUMMY…

SO WE ARE GOINGZ TO RELAXEZ AND HOPEZ GRANDAD IZ SAFE ON THE ROADZ..AND TOMORROWZ NIGHTZ HE WILL BE BACK..WIFF RHIANNON…

CWAZY RHIANNON
CWAZY RHIANNON

AND THEN WE CAN HAVE FUN WIFF GRANDAD PUTTING MORE CRAPOLA IMPORTANT THINGZ IN THE BARN  ..

SAFE TRAVEL GRANDAD AND WE PROMISEZ WE WON’T SLEEPZ WIFF GRANNIE ON THE BEDZ…REALLY WE DO..

HAVE A GREAT SATURDAY EV-FURRY ONE

DOGGIE HIGH FIVES DOC

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18 thoughts on “GRANDDADZ SATURDAY ROADTRIPZ

      1. Must keepz an eyez peeled..what say for Forrests birthday Easy we take it for a spinz an see if we can “pick upz”…
        fink girlie dogz will lovez a mystery van..bit like scooby doo 😉

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  1. It’s always “all go” ’round your house Doc. Something happening all the time – and lots of adventure and intrigue too! I bet a p-truck is a rather exciting vehicle…imagine all the desperados who’ve ridden in it! I hope you take good care of your Grannie while your Grandad is gone – that mac-n-cheese can be a real “potty pal” kind of meal….uhoh!!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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    1. Oh Sammy..you knpwz it..granniez regettin it alreadzy..shez on the couch and..well..itz not good BOL ….The P.Van iz good wiff smellz of crimz…whenevez granne haz to drivez it she slinkz low downz..she really doesn’t likez it BOL..oh no..poor grannez screwinz her face up…me finkz I might move awayz a bit…no offence grannie…
      BOL BOL
      Doggie high fives Doc xx

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    1. Thanks Misaki..he made it safe to our nations ‘Crapitol’ and is wingin hiz way home …trailer in tow ..we slept in grannies roomz last night..you know coz we haz to pertect her from murdulators…Forrest snored all night so grannie felt like grandad was home anywho BOL BOL 🙂

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