MUM AND THE MACARON MYSTERY

HI EV-FURRY BODY…MOL MUMZ BEEN LOSING HER MARBLEZ..NOT OUR MARBLES ..SHEZ OKAY..CRANKY AS EVER….

MARBLES IS STILL CRANKY
MARBLES IS STILL CRANKY

NO MUMZ BEEN DOING THINGZ IN THE FOOD ROOMZ WHAT WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HELPZ WIFF..

WE NOT ALLOWED IN THE FOOD ROOM
WE NOT ALLOWED IN THE FOOD ROOM

SEE SOME STOOPID SHOWZ ON THE TV HAZ MUM GETTINGZ HER BAKE ON…ITZ COLD AND SO MUMZ BEEN INSIDE..

SHE HAS CABINS FEVERZ..

MUMS CABIN
MUMS CABIN

POOR MUM WE FINK SHEZ IZ CRANKY BECAUSE OF THIS MASTER CHAFFE WHATS ON TV..

SHE MUST BE IN PAIN..

MUM HAZ BEEN TRYINGZ TO DO THE MACARON…WE FINK ITZ A DANCE..WE HEARDZ THE SONGZ YEARS AGO..

PICKLES BOUGHT HER LUCKY FUZZY RACOONZ TAIL TO THE FOOD ROOM TO HELP..

PICKLES LUCKY RACOON FUZZ TAILZ
PICKLES LUCKY RACOON FUZZ TAILZ

MUM JUST GRUMBLEDZ..IT DIDN’T HELPZ..

SO WHEN HE HEARDZ MUM TALKINGZ  TO THE RECIPEZ ABOUT FRENCH FIDDLY CAKEZ AND SOME SWEARZ WORDZ FORREST TRIED TO WEAR THE LUCKY FRENCH BERET BEANIEZ…

OUI OUI MUM..THIS HELPZ ?
OUI OUI MUM..THIS HELPZ ?

IT DIDN’T HELPZ..JUST MADE MUMZ MORE FRUS-ER-ATEDZ…SO DOC TRIED TO HELPZ WIFF HIS SOUP-PAW DOG EFFORTZ AT FINDINGZ FRENCH TRUFFLEZ..

I HELP WIFF YOUR TRUFFLEZ MUM BOL BOL

THIS DID NOT WERKZ EITHER…MUMZ FIRST MACARON CHAFFE DANCE WAS NOT GOOD…

MUM WAZ SAYINGZ THEY LOOKED LIKE A GREEN -LIPPED MUSSELS..NOT A FRENCH TREATZ..

GREEN-LIPPED MUSSELS WHAT WERE A DISGRACE TO MUMZ COOKINGZ
GREEN-LIPPED MUSSELS WHAT WERE A DISGRACE TO MUMZ COOKINGZ

SO BAD THEY WAZ THAT DOC WENT IN-COGGER-NEATOS..

PAWLEASE..I AM IN-COGGER-NEATOS!
PAWLEASE..I AM IN-COGGER-NEATOS!

SO TODAYZ MUM WAZ ON A MISH-ON..SHE WAZ NOT GOINGZ TO LET THE MASTER OF CHAFFE RUB HER THE WRONGZ WAY…WE WAZ BERY BERY GOOD…WE LEFT MUM ALONEZ..

FIRST SHE MADE THE MACARONS AND LET THEM GETZ A SKIN…SOUNDZ DELISH-OUS ..NOT.

GETTINGZ A SKINZ
GETTINGZ A SKINZ

SO FARZ MUM SAYZ SO GOODZ..THEN AFTER ONE HOURZ OF CHASINGZ ME AROUND THE FOOD ROOM THEY WAZ READY TO BE PUT IN MUMZ FOOD ROOM INCINERATORZ…

MUMZ FOOD ROOM INCINERATORZ..
MUMZ FOOD ROOM INCINERATORZ..

MUMZ WAZ MOST IMPRESS-ERED THAT THEY HAD GROWNZ FEET..EVEN IN THE INCINERATORZ..

MUM TOOK THEM OUT AND WE WAZ VERY PURRLEASED TO INSPECT BUT MUM TOLD UZ TO NOT PLEASE BE IN THE FOOD ROOM..CEPT WITH THE CRANKY CHAFFE VOICE..

THEY GREWED FEETZ IN THE INCINERATORS!
THEY GREWED FEETZ IN THE INCINERATORS!

THINGZ GOT ODD WHEN MUM SAID SHE HAD TO CHECK THEIR BUMZ..THIS IZ NOT AT ALL NICE MUM!

EXCUSE THE BUMZ
EXCUSE THE BUMZ

FINALLY MUMZ STUCK THEM TOGETHER WITH A STRAWBERRY BUTTER CREAMZ…NOM NOM MUMZ..WE LOVEZ BUTTER..

WE FINK MUMZ DONE A GOOD JOB EVEN WIFF THE WORST OF ALL CHAFFES THE MASTER CHAFFE!

AND WE HOPE SHE WILL GIVEZ US A LITTLE PIECE OF THE MACARON DANCE TREATZ!

NOM NOM MUM!
NOM NOM MUM!

WE HOPEZ YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY AND HELP YOURSELFS TO MUMZ TREATZ..SHE CAN’T EAT TOO MUCH COS IF SHE GETS ANY FATTERZ SHE WILL HAVE EVEN WORSER CHAFFE.

KITTY HIGH FIVES WIFF BUTTERY PAWS DINNERMINTZ

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38 thoughts on “MUM AND THE MACARON MYSTERY

  1. Apaws Apaws Apaws! You are an artist! Homemade Macarons are “Haute Cuisine” – and yours are perfect! I have no clue how much cowpat-like “junkarons” landed in our trashcan :o) Maybe I should wear a Beret too?

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    1. MOL..thanks Easy..mumz got a huge headz to go wiff her chaffe thighz now…boy she waz cussing!! indeed the beret helped ….the green-lipped mussel maca-not-ons were eaten bymum but left her with a bad taste in her mush!! MOL MOL…mum sayz second timez lucky 😉 I send your congratz to the big headz now thank you..
      Butter-whaps Dinnermintz xx

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    1. Well thankyou so much to Mr Midnight and Sir Winston! we will get the one with thumbs (fozziemum) to pop over and visit you guys too! If she can get her huge head out of the food room! 😉

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  2. WOW….what yummy things your Mom is cookin’ up in the food room! Those strawberry things look particularly toothsome and my Mom says she could devour that whooooooooooooooooooooooole pretty arrangement in no time! (trust me….she could) I hope you all were rewarded for all your patience…..it’s hard behaving when there’s food about!!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy
    p.s. love the beret AND did Doc find truffles or just some interesting dirt?????

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    1. Mum was not very helpful with handing out the noms!! she sayz they not good for girlz…pppffftt!!…mumz a girl and she waz giving themz a good nudge!…Forrest hates the berets MOL MOL…and Doc ..well he only found a old termitez nest…mum sayz he haz a good nose fur trouble MOL…
      Kitty hugs Dinnermintz xx

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  3. we haz leeved TT N iz on de way…..all de foods lookz good ta uz; N it doez knot matter if it bee pink, green ore silver….itz all good 🙂 but…when ewe menshuned…BUTTER…boomer was on board, hoisted anchor and was at de wheel N reddy ta sail !!!~~~~ see ewe at 0h eight hundred NZ time 🙂

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  4. Tell mum she did well not to give up. My mum gave up after four (!!!!) failed attempts. The last tray she threw across the room in disgust and I ate most of the splogy macarons. Get your mum to give you a nibble as they are very very very tasty. 🙂

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    1. Ruby..mum waz very swearing like a sailor the first try…she said she waz going to do it if it killed her…we got a tiny little bit..waz delish-us :)..tell your mum not to gives up…MOL mumz head iz huge now.she iz maked herself a monster! 🙂
      Dinnermintz xx

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      1. I am LOL at you. How do you do write so well Dinnermintz??!!! I’m not sure I’ve got it in me to try again – especially when I’ve discovered the Adriana Zumbo shop in Balmain. Last xmas I ordered 150 macarons online for a work function. They were delivered on time and were scoffed in no time. Maybe your mum can make me up a special parcel…

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      2. Ruby me mum gotz me a sketch-atary…she doez me thumb work ;)…..thatz a lot of macarons!! mum wants Adrianos macaron recipebook…she better start with her Master Chaffe cookingz now then if u needz so many!! ..mum had one fur sweetz..luvs herself sick now pppffft! mol ..kitty hugs Dinnermintz x

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  5. Nommie lookin pink Macarunez…me LUBZ pink….what da KAT did yer Mum do da ferst time?? Doez fingz looked like Marshan plopz…MOL!! Oh sowwy Miss Bev….just sayin’…yer a guud Hu’man fer not givin up n tryin again!!! Ya did pawsum n Mum wishez she cuud eatz sum wif ya!!!! Pee Ess: Mum can not do da Macarunez dance; she iz all aukwerd n way outta sick!!!! 😉
    Lub Nylablue

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    1. MOL MOL Nylablue..mumz macaronz was looking like a nasty pooz..MOL BUT SHE STUBBORNZ.they iz bery hard to make so now she is right up herself MOL…my mum can’t dance either she looks like she haz a strokez MOL MOL….
      Luv Dinnermintz xxxx

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      1. Yow Dinnermintz: Me Mum dancez purrty guud still when not in too much pain. she doez da ‘reggae’ n lookz so cute n she can do sum Bollywood hip wigglin’…den she doez sum disco movez n me haz to laff!!! Aren’t da Mumz entertainin??? We get supper n a show fer free!!! 🙂
        As fer da ferst batch of macarunez…dey looked bery odd didn’t dey?? glad yer Mum kept at it tho cause da pink onez look YUMMY!!!!
        *nose kissez* frum Nylablue

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      2. Nylablue mum waz bustin a movez yesterdayz..fink that’s why the cakez went plop on the floorz…ya mum will do a hipz and end up in a tractor-sun
        Nose kisses Pickles xx

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      3. Yow not only did yer Mum bust a move she busted da cake, MOL!
        Me Mum had her HIP ‘moddyfied’ back in October 2005 (befur me rescue) n me Aunti Mingflower tooked guud care of her when Mum waz in bed recuperatin frum da surgery. Altho dere iz no pain Mum still walkz wif a cane ’cause her thigh muscle never came back….not shure where it went but she sayz it’z gone fer guud????
        Me never wantz to see Mum in tractor-sun!! DAt wuud be pawfull!
        Lub ya Dinnermintz frum Nylablue

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      4. Yow Nylablue that would be sore..maybe mum get her hipz back for xmas? my mumz knee had a op-erationz and when she waz on crutches she take a step and stop and I would too..i helped her wiff her therapiez..mum has walking stick for when it plays up..and we have steep landz so mum usez it to be safe!
        Lub ya back Nylablue xxx Dinnermintz

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      5. Mum’z hip iz guud now. Now her kneez iz bad n she needz da right one reeplaced n sum other surgery on da left one but we meowed about da situashun n Mum said she can not have any surgery while me iz alive cause dere iz no one to help her take care of me. She sayz da pain iz a small price to pay fer havin me…..she also needz back surgery but da oddz are poor fer her to walk after dat so she deecided not to have dat dun either….poor old Mum iz a *hot mess* but she iz MY *hot mess* n me LUBZ her so much!!!
        Me still finkz our Mumz iz reelated…MOL.
        Nitenite Nylablue xo

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      6. I thinks our mumz are..both broken and fallingz apart MOL MOL …there hip bonez not connected to their anything bonez anymore MOL MOL ..but we love em anywhos
        Hugs Dinnermintz xxx

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      7. Mum’z bonez are all over it seemz…her knee bonez are all loose n dey shirt up n down n side to side n den she fallz on her face!!! As funny as it iz to watch her plummet to da ground it iz bery sad too. Me wurriez ’cause me can not pickz her up….me iz learnin to paw 911 n get sum handsum fireman or parrymedic to come pick her up!!! MOL…
        Lub ya Dinnermintz frum Nylablue xo

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      8. MOL MOL ..Hellllp murgencies..me mum needz CPRS from a handsomes man!! my mumz kneez was goingz all over..she had a scrpez underneath and the ortho-pee-dicks man said she ain’t got nuffin left behind there to scrapez now MOL ..she hadz a ligamenzt cut next to her kneez called a lateral release..to stopz her knee caps foing the funky chickenz…she hurt her kneez at a high school campz many moonz ago..and it neverz been the samez..paw the phonez getz the handsomez and mum luvz ya fur it Nylablue 😉
        Kitty hugs Dinnermintz xxxx

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      9. Yow yer poor Mum!! Pawfull what dey go thru wif dere kneez!!
        Me Mum used to be in Track n field n she waz made to do hurdlez n she messed up her kneez frum dat!!! She stopped da madness but not befur damage waz dun. her kneez did not bother her til she moved back here n lived on da West Hill…walkin up n down a big hill 2, 3, 4 timez a day…now she iz not alloud to walk any hillz n even on flatland she haz truuble!! Sum day she will get fingz fixed.
        Nylablue xo

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      10. Mousiez!! SNAKEZ?? We haz dem in da countree Mum told me; butt not here in town where we livez!! Whew…dat wuud bee scarey!!!
        Mum den told me we do haz ‘2 legged’ snakez??? Not shure what she meant ’bout dat???
        *paw patz* Nylablue xo

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      11. Hahahhaah I think I do Nylablue but it’s not for kitties to worry about 😉 yes the snakes are not nice and deadly…ewwww big hugs Fozziemum xx

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      12. Posionous snakez are bery scary!! We haz rattlesnakez in da wild n dey iz poisonous. Da rest are harmless n kinda cute.
        As fer da 2 legged snakez me nose what Mum meanz…she meanz *bad* peeple like da onez who made me a Momma Kat over n over again n den threw me out n da peeple who took me in but did not care fer me.
        Dere are many snakez in da werld it seemz….. 😉
        Nylablue xo

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